Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and...

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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Timmip12 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:13

Isn't him telling you to take it off a good thing?

anonymous198913 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:15

Maybe you should make sure it's ok to wear his clothes. He might be germophobic. Better luck next time OP.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:23

So it was a stuffed shirt, then.

stevenbro 6

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:26

Is that the shirt with the cum stain on the back?

writerchic85 25

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:37

How long had you been wearing it? Did you get it dirty or something? still think your boyfriend is a turd but I just want to know if he was even a little bit justified.

fangirlofthings 21

Monday 15 February 2016 4:16

Could have been a matter of a dry clean only shirt required for work and if she was wearing perfume and the god awful sparkly makeup most women seem fond of these days, he would have been well within his rights to ask her to pay for the cleaning. On the other hand if it was a simple t-shirt he over reacted, more information is needed before a side can be picked.

autismom1999 8

Sunday 14 February 2016 23:43

I hope he enjoys ******* the shirt because I would not have stuck around. Nothing says she got the shirt is dirty. The guy is a dick bag. Go find a real man who values his girlfriend more than his clothes.

Ayasha_fml 12

Monday 15 February 2016 0:13

Who has favorite articles of clothing, especially to THAT extent of a reaction, over the age of 5? I keep all my clothes in nice condition MYSELF as a responsible adult, because I like all of them equally. OP, unless you got it messy with food or whatever, you should refuse and probably find a man.

pettyjohn1995 14

Monday 15 February 2016 1:48

He probably had it dry cleaned, pressed, starched, etc to wear. I don't have "favorites" but I basically have 5 shirts and wear 2 regularly because they are more comfortable. If he needs to wear dress shirts to work or something I could understand him being upset with one he planned/had to wear being un presentable. If OP messed it up, and it legitimately needs re-pressed or cleaned, then she should certainly be paying to have it done or ironing it.