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By TheMike23 - 17/01/2016 00:43 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went to a new gym for the first time to see a personal trainer. He looked as if he benches two fully loaded school buses everyday. He told me that we were going to do his daily routine "to start". Three days later, I still can't bend, move, or feel anything but pain with my arms. FML.

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