By claytwin - 04/03/2013 20:10 - United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
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claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

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Top comments

Pleonasm 35

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.

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Comments

ShyAnn29 14

That had to be awful, I hope you were able to go home and change before going to the professors office!

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claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

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Batterypost 23

So, what did you tell your professor?

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claytwin 14

I was just stopping in to ask questions during his open office hours so he was not expecting me, so I did not have to tell him anything.

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gracehi 31

Don't feel bad. Shit happens... Literally.

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gracehi 31

I know. I should be ashamed. :'( The urge was too great and I... I am weak... Or am I week? Hmmmm.....

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darviller 17

First you "politely fart" and then you "waddle". You, sir, have a way with words.

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Fnyrri 12

You are weak... it rhymes with Reek.

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yourmofo 6

Never...... trust a fart.

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karlcolt45 19

I had to crap in an alley once. unnnnnpleasant

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surfergirl72 7

Had the unfortunate experience of ******** my pants in a Rite Aid. Hey, I was SICK and there to pick up meds. On the way home, HAD to stop and go in the road. And Im a girly girl. :(:(

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zango1 15

Sorry dude, that could be quite embarrassing but as you've "had an upset stomach all week" I'm going to have to go with YDI for not getting to a toilet just in case.

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Acik91 26

Are you saying OP shoud have spent the whole week in the toilet?

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emag_eht 18

He had an upset stomach not diarrhea.

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Wizardo 33

Scumbag brain, need to fart - you shart, you need to have a shit - its just a fart...

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