Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his...

By Sodapop40 - 22/02/2014 21:21 - Canada - Whitecourt

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

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Sunday 23 February 2014 22:00

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Sunday 23 February 2014 11:40

Run far away.

carcinogenic 7

Sunday 23 February 2014 11:43

Well aren't you the chosen one!

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roxannam 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 1:28

it seems like somthing someone would do for a video-- don't be too worried just be observant

newwitch2010 11

Saturday 21 September 2019 23:25

When you start to hear banjos, run for your life.

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