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By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By WildShortstop13 - 28/01/2015 22:20 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By mark807 - 28/04/2012 06:52 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

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24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:08

Potatoes are full of win.

mrsd9494 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:47

who throws potatoes?!?!???!

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January_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:12

i call my best friend potato (shes not fat or anything). did she hit you by any chance?

logieebearr 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:15

well that's a great story to tell people when your older:)

mattthew 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:19

wow that's impressive

icantsleep 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:20

i don't believe you. your not from Idaho

pastelxo 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:27

This is one story that I'd like to hear the rest of. Oooh the possibilities :D

GCali4 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:15

hahaha thats hilarious!

shes_jinxed 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:31

haha classic, you have made my bus trip to work

VittiChan 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 2:25

aahh those potatoes really know how to get to ya!!!! this one (this potato) obviously has something against u but next time just watch out ok? u never no hu the potato told about his problems with u...... a piece of broccoli is probably waiting to strike.... it might be a good idea to get a vegetable body guard to protect u from these foods that are to get u if u ever need help visit ur nearest vegetable body guards r us good luck and I hope u survive to live a great life:)

queenGG 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 2:33

AHAHHAHAHHAH sooo funnyyyyyyyyyy

LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 2:36

Okay seriously..? How do you get knocked out by a potato!? STUPID KIDS. YOU MUST BE LIKE ALL SKIN..

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