Miscellaneous: Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze....

By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:13

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

drybamboo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:36

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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ilawlzatyou 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 2:18

Did he say God bless you? lol.

zirathedarkelf 2

Wednesday 25 February 2009 2:19

Oh god that's horrible. XD It makes me glad that I have to sit to pee for a change. XD

Amkii 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 2:52

OK, this one made me lol reallllly hard. Fav'd!

serially 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:00

awesome.

Stephen_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:48

i'd say thats more of an FML for the guy you pissed on

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:04

The other guy should come on here and write a fml about this guy who peed on him. lol.

afroshinizzle 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:06

Still, no matter what, overall this story is hilarious. No one can say it isn't.

raquel09 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 6:04

lmfao i cant stop laughing. thats greattt. sorry..

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 10:37

I want to know who sneezes so hard they go forward far enough to actually hit that metal thing. Seriously, who sneezes like that?

TT01Fanatic 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 10:38

I can totally imagine this in a cohen brothers movie.

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