By cowgirl927 - 18/04/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
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OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.

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HowieDoIt 21

You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."

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_GoodGuy 11

Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)

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stevothedevo 25

Must be a strong 2 year old, to hold down the button on a pressure pack can gets tiring quick.

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Shade1982 20

You can very easily spot the non-parents in this section, lol...

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who10nanny 8

Children are evil sometimes. I can't leave my toddler alone for more than a second.

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spunkylady 24

My daughter is only 5 months old, can't wall or crawl yet and still manages to grab ANYTHING near her so I can understand how easily this can happen lol

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senpa_kush 11

I did that before tehe

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cdncw 20

Aerosol pledge works really well too - the stuff that's meant to condition wood, not just remove dust. Did it as a kid - spray the kitchen floor, piss off my brother, then take off running knowing he'd "wipe out on his own" when chasing me through the kitchen. Was the only way I could get him back for the manipulative BS he used to pull, without getting in trouble myself.

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randybryant799 20

I'm surprised that a 2 year old could even use a spray can.

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