Today I was finally started to like the guy I have been seeing.... - FML

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By Kate - 14/10/2017 09:02

Today I was finally started to like the guy I have been seeing. Even after having the worst sex of my life, I was like I can give him time to learn. I looked him up on facebook, I accidently clicked on one of his friends, her profile says she is in a relationship with him. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 20 October 2017 19:36

Inform her that he cheated on her, apologize for not knowing, and try to move on to someone who's less of a scumbag. I'm sorry that happened to you.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 20 October 2017 19:36

Inform her that he cheated on her, apologize for not knowing, and try to move on to someone who's less of a scumbag. I'm sorry that happened to you.

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