Love: Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying, "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 14:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 18:54 - United States - Decatur

Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By mycariswrecked - 20/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML

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By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 16:02

lol No one looks pretty after swim practice. I always looked horrid.

Megbo 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:06

hahaha oh well, at least he still waved?

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bethay 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:59

Hahaha sorry this is so funny x

kgs2493 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:01

haha. he was waving because he felt sorry for you(:

rokket12892 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:22

haha it's fine, is he the 50 sprinter?

rokket12892 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:26

actually 20 I think it's kind of attractive, or maybe I spend way too much time on deck..

twiddleFig 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:53

LMAO oh thats gold

Lifes_Great77 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 3:05

It's not so bad..cuz that always happens after swimming, you dont look your best. and obviously he has soon you before so he knows how you really look. Your mom was just being truthfull lol. But it shouldn't matter bout how you looked at one time...he waved.

joqez 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 0:01

dmart mom, she noticed

tchaikovsky93 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 2:24

Hahahahha

manda_baby_rawr 4

Friday 20 August 2010 18:36

and then there's the parents who look at you when you look and feel like shit after being sick for a week and tell you that you've never been so beautiful. really? really dad? -_-" whatever floats your boat I guess. but you know, if he smiled and waved (did he smile? I can't remember) then he didn't think you looked bad. so cheer up damnit! not an fml.