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By TrainedWoman - 06/04/2016 15:35 - United States - Houston
Today, I've become so used to my husband getting up to pee in the middle of the night that when my alarm went off this morning, I got up to start my morning routine by going to the bathroom. Without thinking, I lowered the seat and sat down... on the lid. FML