Health: Today, I urgently needed a marrow donor. My brother wouldn't... - FML

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By ughhhh - 18/01/2016 17:43 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I urgently needed a marrow donor. My brother wouldn't do it because he hated the "pointy needles". FML

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