Transportation: Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently,...

By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By Courtney - 21/07/2011 09:54 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here". She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By Rian - 12/08/2023 14:00

Today, I climbed into my junky old car and was pleasantly surprised that the AC came on. I patted the dash and said, "Thanks, buddy." Ten minutes later, as I was tearing down the highway, the engine threw a rod. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 17 February 2012 18:53

That was no seat warmer - grandma had pooped herself.

iseyixes 18

Friday 17 February 2012 19:04

You should definitely not be driving if you don't know how to keep control of the wheel just because the passenger shouted. I'm glad it was a pole and not a person.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:11

Sounds like Granny's gotta *removes sunglasses w/a saucy wink* HOT ASS!

sarah1741 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:21

id laugh if she did that on purpose but didnt think it through :P

Big_Chives 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:24

Last night I kept trying to make a website for woman drivers...but it kept crashing...

ravenxcorvinus 9

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:26

LOL good grief..

OHai15 12

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:35

seat warmers?? Bump that, Im chillin wit mah Snuggie..... :3

jdance447 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:33

Haha thats funny!

ruby_belle00 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:50

I laughed myself silly when I read this! I really thought you were going to say that she peed herself though. Having her yelling so unexpectedly would have scared me pretty good too, especially if it was quiet to begin with. Hope no one was hurt.

EdmundTonne 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:23

You're an idiot. What kind of moron drives into a pole when grammas ass is on fire. Were you drunk? Is she ok?

xxCandyKissxx 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:29

Omfg! That's really scary..ye funny! I hope everyone's ok :D

crazyblackchick 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 5:20

"My ass is on fire" is a direct quote from the cartoon playing in Final Destination 4 after the rasict dies. This means death is after you. RUN, GODDAMMIT.