Today, I saw my crush active on Instagram. He happens to be part... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 02:17

Today, I saw my crush active on Instagram. He happens to be part of a charity club at school so I decided to go live and give a homeless person money to impress him. The homeless guy told me “If you’re doing this shit for likes, keep your money.” At least 20 people saw. Including my crush. FML

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