By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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btstig 11

Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.

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stopsignman 0

No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

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MuseIsMyLife1 0

That's pretty ******* awesome.

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BobbieH 19

You're an idiot! Developing psychosomatic issues from watching a tv show, no matter how much you enjoy the show, is just plain idiocy.

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causticgirl 6

I think on some level most women are attracted to assholes. So maybe your House obsession will work to your advantage. (I am guessing OP is a dude)

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Yeah, if I wasn't a sarcastic asshole I'd probably never get a date. I was the center of attention too after I blew out my knee at work (no arrows involved, so no need to bring that comment up). I'd never seen House until my sister kept telling me I was House minus the drugs, cane, and good looks.

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truehitman2010 0

my obsession with skyrim has subconsiusly developed the abilty to take an arrow to the knee.

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Max1468 4

Haha, yeah, me too! I love House! I got one of his canes for Christmas this year and my mom recently got me a mug with him on it from the Ukraine.

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husky22 0

its cool! i grew a beard just so i could look like him!

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dansco 24

Do you have an English accent too? Lol

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SakuraFubuki92 12

I got a replica of House's cane for christmas. I can't really walk, but when I do, I have to use a cane, so I love feeling like House. I know how you feel.

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