By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
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Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha

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feelingold 18

Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Um ya every time I find a pen marker or whatever like that I check it out. Like a normal person would

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v10lentray 2

When i was in college I swiped a prozac pen from the school doctors office. It was a cheap click style pen. I kept taking other pens apart to get new ink. I used it for almost an entire year before i lost it.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

It's kinda weird how you didn't realize the pen said that after using it for so long, hopefully next time you'll be more careful!

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sharond23 10

seriously. nobody cares what's on your damn pen.

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