Love: Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk... - FML

By stopstutteringforSiri - 05/01/2014 21:59 - United States

Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

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By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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By Anxious - 25/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By Nervous wreck - 30/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML

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By crap - 17/07/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML

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By ish0rty - 14/11/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

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By KDM - 05/02/2012 19:39 - Australia

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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By tongue tied - 11/02/2013 08:57 - United States - Meadville

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

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By F-f-f-fuck you, teacher - 29/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML

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zgomon 10

Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Well she is rather intimidating.

ThatOneDrummer 8

Monday 6 January 2014 9:38

Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.

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queso42 5

Monday 6 January 2014 16:55

better than stuttering infront of a real girl

Shehulk23 4

Monday 6 January 2014 17:06

At a New Years Eve party a few days ago I was catching up with someone I hadn't seen since I graduated high school. At one point he stopped and said, "I don't know if I apologized yet, but I'm sorry for my stutter." That completely broke my heart that he would think he needs to apologize. I told him, "you seriously don't need to apologize to ANYONE for that." It made me sad. But it was absolutely adorable. Stutters aren't a big deal. At least, not to me.

angelitared 27

Monday 6 January 2014 18:05

Stay strong. Join a small group of some sort, reading, bible, art etc to help you talk in small groups so you can become more comfortable with bigger crowds.

elcee1987 18

Monday 6 January 2014 18:20

Me. This is actually a small factor in why I have an android. Siri freaked me out. Going back to my solitary existence now.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 January 2014 18:37

Maybe changing we voice will do something...

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 6 January 2014 19:30

Maybe you should get out more. Baby steps OP

ironmany_fml 23

Monday 6 January 2014 19:42

by any chance is your name Raj Kootharpali?

russianspy1234 11

Monday 6 January 2014 21:06

Raj could talk to Siri,

SThompson90 7

Monday 6 January 2014 20:47

You can't, you're under contract

awilliams44 9

Monday 6 January 2014 21:12

I never new what to say

andAshes 13

Monday 6 January 2014 21:52

I'm so socially awkward I can't even talk to Siri.

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