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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:44 - Romania

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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wickix 3

Friday 27 May 2011 19:19

Not necessarily a bad thing...I'm not sure about Romania, but male grooming is usually considered a good thing in North America. I prefer my men manscaped! :)

hydef14 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:18

that's just plain good conversation!

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karatecorb 3

Friday 27 May 2011 22:12

he's saying you look like a monkey!

captainbj2 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:13

yeah...how do you get it sone completely? someone help us out and let us know!

ArabFML 3

Friday 27 May 2011 22:16

That's the best you got for an FML? My dog threw up four times today, that's an FML.

wafflerampage 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:19

Don't listen so hard.

St3WI3 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:21

wow, why does your boyfriend have a friend that talks about shaving balls, I mean unless you're a swimmer, you shouldn't be talking about that

piggy8269 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:26

there is nothing better than shaving or waxing yourself down there....it is such a fresh and clean feeling!!!!

toxicmurder109 4

Friday 27 May 2011 22:28

well no more hair

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:28

....I've heard worse...I have asked guys how they shave their balls without nicking themselves.

sammi955 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:28

At least he does it...

JB1aze 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:30

whats wrong with that... they just talkin.... its not like u over heard them ******....dumbass

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