Transportation: Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I...

By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By Alex - 16/01/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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Sannekee 18

Thursday 19 November 2009 9:00

You bitch about 2 miles?

popatia 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:54

Why would he nearly hit you if he was going to offer you a ride? It doesn't make any sense to me.

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WTFishappening 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:26

wow a whole 2 miles?! i'm surpised you lived through that. god that would take like 10 minutes, suck it up.

Emchilo 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:54

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ydi but that's still hilarious.

IAmBridgette 0

Monday 23 November 2009 6:10

YDI for not recognizing his car.

JohntheBaptist 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 11:02

REALLY?!?!? ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME? i ride atleast 10-12 miles A DAY 5 days a week. 2 miles takes no time at all, quit ******* whining

ramakandra 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 13:02

wow, 2 miles too much for you on a single occasion? youre pathatic!! anything thats mre then 5 mins walking i do by bike, that includes a 10 miles forth, 10 miles back trip to my job, 5 days a week, every week.

hapylordofdeath9 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:20

oh two miles on a bike, booo-hoo that's nothing suck it up

tm3000 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 9:05

omg 2 miles? ok lemme tell u this I'm 15 I weigh 287 lb and I walk everyday about 4 or 5 miles a day UPHILL and I don't complain it's just to try to lose weight... not seeing any results though :(

chantellesmith 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:07

aw, don't be sad. be confident, keep it up!

specialagentziva 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:54

in 6th grade pe we had to do 4 miles in 16 minutes on a machine. 2 miles should take you even less than 8 minutes. man up. although, if you live in a really hilly area like i do, it might take you twice as long to do one mile. if that's the case, but only if that's the case, fyl.