Work: Today, I lied and told a customer I didn't know anything about... - FML

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By 0h_Boy - 02/04/2016 04:05 - United States

Today, I lied and told a customer I didn't know anything about a tool, and redirected him to a female associate. I wanted to prove she was just as competent as I was. Instead, he screamed at her for giving him misinformation, making her cry. Next time, ask for info on the right tool, asshole. FML

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