Animals: Today, I left my puppy alone in the house for the first time...

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By Kiernan151 - 16/02/2016 04:39 - United States - Stewart

Today, I left my puppy alone in the house for the first time for ten minutes. Since she's potty trained I figured she would behave. If only she hadn't pissed on my very expensive gaming computer she would have been perfect. FML

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