Today, I learned my ex girlfriend was involved in a gang bang... - FML

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By SausageFest - 14/10/2017 16:24

Today, I learned my ex girlfriend was involved in a gang bang with 6 men. I know because she sent me a video of it. We've been broken up for a week. FML

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 October 2017 23:10

Reply that you aren't exactly interested in her new career in amateur ****, but that it was extremely reckless of her to send her debut to you via such an unsafe channel. Chances are it'll make her feel like an idiot, and as long as you are polite and distant about it, she can't do anything to paint you in a negative light without revealing what she did.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 October 2017 23:10

Reply that you aren't exactly interested in her new career in amateur ****, but that it was extremely reckless of her to send her debut to you via such an unsafe channel. Chances are it'll make her feel like an idiot, and as long as you are polite and distant about it, she can't do anything to paint you in a negative light without revealing what she did.

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