Today, I have an extremely shy bladder, and my stepmom stays... - FML

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By miia - 23/04/2021 06:35

Today, I have an extremely shy bladder, and my stepmom stays in her bedroom all day, within earshot of the only bathroom. She absolutely refuses to close her door, and she even told me “You’re just going to have to learn to go to the bathroom with others.” FML

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