Love: Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By panther of the desert - 02/05/2012 21:58 - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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By SpeakerPhone - 14/11/2009 17:31 - France

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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Lonely times

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:22

She's not very bright it seems.

auro7 18

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:24

Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67

Comments

cbroady0529 9

Thursday 5 December 2013 8:39

When I was much younger, probably 10 or 11, prank calling the boys we liked was a major part of any sleepover. So depending on your maturity level, it might not be all bad news :)

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 5 December 2013 15:18

Well, at least you learn now what an immature twit she is.

crazydave1998 6

Friday 6 December 2013 6:28

sounds like its time to drop some weight

sqvid 3

Friday 6 December 2013 18:37

She's a bitch. You deserve better.

mooseantlers 1

Friday 6 December 2013 20:54

And why do you like her?

roadrash3000 2

Saturday 7 December 2013 14:31

That's okay, man. She seems pretty ******* stupid anyways.

Danielt104 6

Saturday 7 December 2013 23:03

At least you were on her mind :)

Danielt104 6

Saturday 7 December 2013 23:05

Don't listen to these people saying she's a bitch and not worth it. That doesn't make ANY sense! She obviously has some interest in you even if she's trying to prank you. What's so wrong with that? I wish this one girl would prank call me...or call me...I miss her ok