Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should... - FML

By Username - 01/07/2010 04:55 - France

Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:17

I have honestly gone my whole life thinking this was a given.

andruha1123 5

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:16

lol being bald is always an option

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 1 July 2010 18:51

YDI.... common sense. Some of them even tell you to stay still... and if they needed you to tilt your head a certain way, they'll tell you that too. Fail.

BabyGirl789 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:06

Wow, people these days are so efffing retarded!

cobaltstorms 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 21:21

How'd you find that out? :]

SweetEllie 3

Thursday 1 July 2010 21:29

Well of course you should O.o

trappedinthevoid 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 21:29

awesome discovery. let us know when your career as a rocket scientist takes off :)

emmiekinz 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 21:41

wow, you're kinda.. stupid. (:

rent_hearts_love 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 21:54

HAHA DUMBASS!!!

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:55

Okay, I will vote for an unfunny emo-******-douche. Thanks for the recommendation. Now you can get back to your business, and by "business" I mean jilling off to Shane's videos, right?

flzxoxo 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:18

u just realized that?!!!

jtrain80 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:23

was that the 1st time you ever got your haircut?

mssevenfold_ 0

Friday 2 July 2010 5:32

loooool!

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