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By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 20:57 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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By Xixi - 15/09/2022 06:30

Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML

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By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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By Ginger - 03/10/2010 18:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Friday 6 July 2012 12:17

...Better than welfare weed.

perdix 29

Friday 6 July 2012 11:43

You mean you give him sex for free? This is why most men work. Weed, beer or other intoxicants are usually further down the list of reasons to perform humiliating, tedious labor.

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cpssx0 0

Friday 13 July 2012 20:23

You'll eventually hear him say Get used to it.

Fluffyhoe 0

Monday 16 July 2012 4:18

I don't blame him. XD

tplum6789 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:39

And your complaining why

sofie_mahjoub 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 8:20

What's wrong with weed? That shit is dope! :P

captainburke 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:48

That's a good reason to get a job, what's the issue?

Sarita46 3

Monday 6 August 2012 0:35

HAH awesome XD

kittenzZz 4

Tuesday 6 November 2012 15:04

Mine too

nicholasj96 9

Tuesday 25 December 2012 20:49

Win !

liveformusic_fml 3

Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:17

Is he Justin Beiber?

rich443 22

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:29

weed is awesome I can't blame him

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