Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that all my friends and the majority of my...

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2016 05:15 - United States - Eastlake

Today, I found out that all my friends and the majority of my high school senior class thinks I'm gay. No reasons behind it. They all think I'm gay despite having a girlfriend for 2 years. FML

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