Health: Today, at school, I didn't feel good so I went to the nurse....

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By sick - 10/02/2016 15:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at school, I didn't feel good so I went to the nurse. The nurse had me lay down for a bit but sent me back to class instead of sending me home. In class, I puked. I got yelled at for not staying home because I'm sick. FML

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