Today, after class, I saw a phone and decided to return it to...

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By kitty - 20/05/2021 03:16

Today, after class, I saw a phone and decided to return it to its owner. The owner showed up, pinned me against the wall, and cut my arm open with a switchblade, all for touching her phone. Not stealing it. Touching it. FML

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