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By NewMe23 - 14/01/2023 06:14 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after a tough year, I arrived at a NYE party in a new dress, beautiful heels and with my fit date on my right arm. As the clock struck 12, I was sobbing in the driveway. My dress was covered in someone else's red wine, one of my shoes had sunk into the garden pond, and my date was snogging another bloke. FML

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