Work: Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted...

By The Last Cockbender - 06/10/2012 17:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Waterford

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML

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By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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So clever. Wow.

By Tree - 02/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML

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By Veryfunny - 23/02/2012 23:52 - Australia

Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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He's the boss

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 00:00

Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML

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By Raaaaaaarrrrrr - 13/07/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 15:43 - United States - Pembroke

Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML

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Aero25 15

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:08

Is it just me, or is that a quite disturbing username that OP has? :o

yupitssoph 18

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:02

Well at least he cares about you enough to be concerned. Still, kind of a weird gift

Comments

annie_nk 22

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:44

Sneaky bastard.

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:59

I find that to be a wee bit rude. He should have given you a book instead of CDs.

drkate25 30

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:05

So what's the problem? You don't have a CD player?

traveler_ghost 12

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:11

Hello, my name is Jim everyone: HI JIM

traveler_ghost 12

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:13

What did they say?

rebel_belle1974 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:29

Awww nothing says "I like you" like Dr Phil's "Yes you're ugly but you're still you! "

perdix 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:45

Hey, at least he sees potential in you. Listen to the tapes and heed their advice, and maybe he'll have you properly trained . . . to be his sex slave. It's not as fun as it sounds.