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Theater kid issues

By Belle - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Berwyn

Today, all of the long hours I've spent rehearsing paid off because tonight I'll be the lead at the opening show of my school musical. This is a dream come true. Too bad I just got bronchitis. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:14

You should hope it doesn't last lung.

Psycocharger 19

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:12

Really unfortunate OP. Hopefully you get better and have an even better opportunity soon!

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nwwaverider 14

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:29

Dislike my comment..

_ravens_ 11

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:36

Hell week will do it to ya. Sorry op

LizzyNitty 6

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:47

go to a doctor

pandalover69 26

Saturday 9 April 2016 3:10

OP was diagnosed with bronchitis so obviously they did. Also how is the doctor suppose to help OP's voice recover in time to sing tonight??

mezochan 29

Saturday 9 April 2016 3:19

Like a doctor can instantly cure someone of bronchitis??

fhlakd 25

Saturday 9 April 2016 6:14

I wish!

Dynamite73 25

Saturday 9 April 2016 2:54

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Redmond64 16

Saturday 9 April 2016 3:06

Aint nobody got time for dat

divinebellaluna 12

Saturday 9 April 2016 3:13

OP, I understand how you feel. I sing opera and I've gone five weeks without singing before. Warm lemon tea and salt gargle can help along with regular doctor recommendations/prescriptions. I hope you feel better!

momogal 22

Saturday 9 April 2016 3:24

Had something very similar happen to me. I was the only soprano in a big cabaret style show for the local theater. Multiple solos and spotlight parts. I got majorly bad bronchitis on top of having to move halfway across the country last minute. Couldn't sing for six months. Took another six months to retrain my voice. Good luck OP and feel better soon!

seriously1738 8

Saturday 9 April 2016 3:39

I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for dat!

rykna222 14

Saturday 9 April 2016 4:21

Get well soon, OP! Hopefully there's a next time :)

Wideout40 21

Saturday 9 April 2016 4:48

The same thing happened to me, but on my BarMitzvah

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