Animals, Family, Landlords and Gross: Thanks! - FML

Thanks!

By Anonymous - 01/08/2026 20:00 - Germany

Today, I suggested to my mom that, as a thank you for me taking care of her 2 dozen animals for weeks, she might get rid of the garbage heaps that have been sitting in inconvenient places for months, and also finally repair the shower in the house I rent from her. FML

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DLBL 21

Sunday 2 August 2026 21:54

If your Mom's a hoarder, she probably can't help it. She needs actual help.

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DLBL 21

Sunday 2 August 2026 21:54

If your Mom's a hoarder, she probably can't help it. She needs actual help.

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