Sports and Winter: Slippin' and a slidin'

Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

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Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Xander - 02/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:16

Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:24

Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?

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motero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:44

at least ur vag is cool, freezing but cool

erazzle 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:58

stupidest comment ever...

DocBastard 38

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:51

No, the stupidest comment ever is the one that isn't directed at any specific comment, but still claims some nebulous comment as the stupidest ever.

KoRnLeader 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:52

so buy that logic your stupid?

KoRnLeader 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:54

lololololol buy

Michael9081 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:59

did you leave a trail of yellow snow? just wondering... fyl

zaidthunder1 27

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:51

Haha..!!

hheartbroken 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:00

hahaha

donkeyshlong420 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:06

hahahha FYL

fthku 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:11

Did you also fart for the whole 5 seconds it took you to roll down?

spoke1396 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:39

yes

BabyBlaze 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:15

This Fml has been posted already.

azazahoo 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:17

ydi; should've taken off your skis >.>

onepluszero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:18

OP, male or female?

fthku 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:22

Well OP's name is apparently Sandra and they took off their panties to pee, so it's probably a guy.

saxygurl 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 19:13

LOL:)

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:14

hahahahahah(:

LASERZ7 4

Friday 15 July 2011 1:36

it says panties...soooo

mintcar 9

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:23

That must have been embarrassing. I'm sure someone out there enjoyed the view.

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Slippin' and a slidin'

Same thing different taste

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Stink out

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