Today, yesterday, tomorrow and every day, me, my friends, my...

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 23:08

Today, yesterday, tomorrow and every day, me, my friends, my family, and other people in my country don't have enough vaccines, and we're dying more and more everyday. FML

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Today, I excitedly waited to watch the finale and reunion of The Ultimatum on Netflix. It was the worst thing to ever happen to reality TV, which is really saying something considering all the shit out there. It was the only thing I was looking forward to in months. FML

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Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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