Love and Intimacy: Kinky Canadians - FML

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Kinky Canadians

By Sweetheart - 08/05/2018 21:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found a receipt for lingerie purchased by my husband. He hasn't wanted to have sex with me in 15 years. When I confronted him, he calmly told me he wears women's panties and said, "You're making this an issue when you just need to accept it so we can have a good life." FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 9 May 2018 9:00

After 15 years without intimacy, can this man even still be considered your husband?

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 9 May 2018 6:39

Is he a lumber jack?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 12 May 2018 20:45

RUN. I dated a Canadian man who would wear my panties, and after becoming a bigger control freak asshole than Christian Grey, he had a sex change. And if your man hasn't wanted intimacy for 15 years, I'd say that's a huge red flag.

Brony1027 3

Thursday 14 June 2018 23:51

I don't see a problem with it... women's panties are more fun than men's underwear

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