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Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: golden retrievers running through a field and eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commerical. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35821) - you deserved it (17823)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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