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Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61686) - you deserved it (8699)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)

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FYL indeed....but you should have put those chips they put in dogs to track them down, then all they had to do is scan it and your info would pop out.....

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:39pm by NGM_KID

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That's awesome that you got your dog back though

#5 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:40pm by Knightsownbulls

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