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Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite; this dog was no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 10:39pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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You've got to be kidding me. They're not even paying your doctor's bills? If my dog bit someone, I'd bend over backwards to help that someone so that they wouldn't get my dog put to sleep. What jerks you have for neighbors!

#4 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:49am by KwitIt

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Pitbulls aren't supposed to be vicious if they were raised right. Sue those irresponsible idiots for all they're worth.

#8 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:44am by Ibeapirate

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