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Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22948) - you deserved it (2564)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States

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Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.

#10 - On 03/11/2010 at 6:22am by deathsupon1

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How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?

#3 - On 03/11/2010 at 6:13am by Sionnach

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