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Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14939) - you deserved it (1863)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States

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Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.

#10 - On 03/11/2010 at 6:22am by deathsupon1

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Let's hope it's casper the friendly ghost otherwise you sir, are FUCKED.

#12 - On 03/11/2010 at 6:25am by mbjp93

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