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Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3896) - you deserved it (23629)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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