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Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML

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sucks for you. throw one of the cats at her.

#5 - On 03/05/2010 at 7:14pm by YOUbeTROLLIN

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did you try staying in the room until the rest of your body got huge. that way you would proportionalize

#12 - On 03/05/2010 at 7:21pm by saucyfizzle

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