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Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62136) - you deserved it (6517)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:07am - animals - by sodaxpopxhiccups (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism?

Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

#35 - On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm by Diosjenin

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Hey man, sometimes with a spider you just can't help it. Those are some FREAKY little buggers.

#7 - On 04/03/2009 at 2:52pm by Yuko

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