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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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am i the only one who thought this was hilarious???

#7 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:33am by klalalo

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Oh ouch! Definately start proof reading, especially important messages.

#3 - On 01/05/2010 at 3:20am by hockeyhouse

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