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Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 11:04am - animals - by BW (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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How does it get so cold in South Carolina?

#19 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:28pm by apfluxx

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If you had a gas fireplace you wouldn't be using propane. They are two different types of gases.

#23 - On 01/03/2010 at 4:19pm by trixxi87

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