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Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (4172)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:04am - animals - by BW (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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How does it get so cold in South Carolina?

#19 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:28pm by apfluxx

See in context

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I feel ur pain I used to live in Indiana..

#6 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:24pm by l4princess

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