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Today, my cat was yowling and meowing pathetically outside my door, I checked she had food, water, and she followed me back up to my room. She nestled down on the radiator behind my desk, then threw up all over it. The cat sick is stuck inside the radiator, and it smells just lovely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18140) - you deserved it (2155)

On 12/30/2009 at 8:22am - animals - by Stinkybedroom (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Thousands of years ago, ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Unfortunately, cats never forgot this.

#19 - On 12/30/2009 at 4:04pm by snafu57

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Yeah I'm OP, just to clear things up...I am English and 'sick' is a fairly acceptable synonym for vomit (the noun). My cat is NOT stuck in my radiator, it just puked in it, I'm 16, is it so unacceptable to have a family cat in the city? Oh, and yes, I was being sarcastic :P

#33 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:07pm by Thebozman

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