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Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (1949)

On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)

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Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

#1 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:13am by randomdude1234

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You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

#5 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:28am by 8trickster8

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