Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent Christmas Eve Googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good Christmas. FML

by suuuuuupucci / 12/25/2009 at 1:25am / United States (California) / Animals

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  • just found it on utube. never saw anything like this. there's no question about what that bird is doing. utbe has dozens of examples. the bird should be writing this fml. I can see the bird at a 12 step program. "Hi. My name is Polly and I'm a sex addict."

    #9 - On 12/25/2009 at 6:43am by snafu57

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  • "shit it sounds hurt?"

    #7 - On 12/25/2009 at 6:35am by NatzSwifey

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