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Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (7255)

On 12/23/2009 at 9:12pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:05am by alexandraa

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I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?

#7 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:14am by welderchick87

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