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Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Haha that's totally something I would do! FYL

#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:03am by DynamicDave

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I bark at my dog. Normally trying to get him to talk to me, because it's hilarious.

#12 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:07am by masquerade08

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