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Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10572) - you deserved it (29586)

On 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by smellyhand (man) - United States (Alabama)

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LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:24pm by spaaw

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2 questions...

1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and,
2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

#11 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:21pm by silbern

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